Keep Feet on Ground?

I will never knit socks with cables, braids or more than one color.
I will not buy more sock yarn till I have used up the lot of the stock.
I will never knit a black pair of socks for anyone.
I will never add any projects to Ravelry (I´m bybeckmann in there), as I have a fine system working here at home.
I will never use my Message Box in Ravelry.
I will never begin more than one or two projects a day.
I will never write my blog in english.
I will never watch tv with my laptop in front of me.
I will never regret not having internet access at Bornholm.
I will never crave hearts and comments to my projects - if I am satisfied, that should be enough.
I will not buy more sets of 2.5mm dpns.
I will never get out of bed earlier than 5 am just to knit.
I will never design anything before 5 am in the morning.
I will never look for sock yarn in all the stores I enter.
I will not always bring at least 2 different sock projects when leaving the house for more than 10 minutes.
I will never wear shoes unsuitable for the weather just to show off my new socks.
I will never knit when in pain or bleed on yarn.
I will never forsake my blog for Ravelry.
I will never..... oh, heck. Who am I trying to fool here?

(I have banded the tip of my right hand index finger with sports tape, so I won´t bleed on the yarn, pain is not too bad anymore.)

Beckmanns Commandments: The kettle is black!
Quandary Questions: How many New Years Eve Resolutions do I have to keep, to make up for braking all of the above?